DROP 001 · DOGGY STYLE · DOODLE EDITION · 2027

Animals. Attitude. ✶Absolutely no dignity.

Welcome to OnlyTailz: Doggy Style, Doodle Edition. 
12 months of questionable sleeping positions, shameless exposure and absolutely zero dignity.

  
Limited

Doggy Style 2027

12 months of Doodle

$24
Ridiculous sleeping positions ✶BELLY EXPOSURE  ✶Zoomies at 6pm  ✶Snack heists ✶Playful chaos ✶Questionable fashion ✶Dramatic sighs ✶Zero dignity ✶Ridiculous sleeping positions ✶BELLY EXPOSURE  ✶Zoomies at 6pm  ✶Snack heists ✶Playful chaos ✶Questionable fashion ✶Dramatic sighs ✶Zero dignity ✶

A PEEK AT THE CALENDAR PAGES

One dog. Twelve months. Zero dignity.

January 2027

Hungover

"New year, partied too hard. Left my glow light on."

February 2027

The flirty

"I'm waiting to love you, doggy style."

October 2027

Dracula Doodle

"I bite you, my dear"

The origin tail

How did we get here?

It started as a joke. A few years ago, we adopted a doodle with absolutely no sense of modesty. He sleeps in impossible positions, frequently with everything on display. We turned the photos into a coffee-table book as a holiday gift. People kept asking for copies. So here we are.

A doodle dog sleeping in a ridiculous, precarious position

Word on the street

★★★★★
The pictures are sublime.
KATE C — EARLY LAUGHER
★★★★★
Bought two. As a gay man, it is hard to top gifting a book of balls.
ALAN R — REPEAT OFFENDER
★★★★★
Cheeky without being a whole thing. Your dog loves his sleep.
SAM T — TECH BRO

ONLY 100 WILL EVER EXIST

Reserve your 2027 calendar or book before the last tail wags away.

Drop 001, Doggy Style, Doodle Edition ships in time for the holidays. Lock in the launch price and a hand-drawn thank-you card from the studio.

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